MOTHERS DO SHAG 'EM
DVD region 0. MSS.
porn can sometimes be a thoroughly depressing experience, and
Some Mothers Do Shag 'Em is a case in point.
Featuring Georgina, Starr, Sam Bond, Daisy Rock and Rebecca Smyth,
this DVD is shot with all the panache and skill of Eighties British
softcore, delivering a grim series of unrelated sex scenes that
are enough to drain you of the will to live.
start with Starr enjoying a dildo before being joined by a smug-looking
Tony James for a dull session that is notable only for the part
where he wears a strap-on (which kinda suggests he couldn't deliver
the goods with the real thing...).
everything down to a porn film stereotype, Rebecca Smyth tackles
a couple of handymen - one of whom looks about twelve, and both
of whom struggle to get hard. It's all very "gor blimey guvnor"
accents and awkward sex, and to be honest, if all porn was like
this, I'd sign up to the pro-censorship lobby.
Rock tackles a poor man's Omar in an instantly forgettable scene
before we finally get into full MILF territory, as Samantha Bond
takes on some oaf in a nasty jumper, and - to her credit - gobbles
cock like she might never see one again. She's a well-preserved
older woman - probably using Ronseal, given her orange appearance.
we have headlined - but not cover featured - 'old comer' Georgina,
who looks good while dressed, but considerably less good naked.
Pubic hair fans will like her more than I did no doubt, as she
gets it on with the ever irritating Tony James and Pascal - here
even more annoying than he is in all those Ben Dover films.
Mothers Do Shag 'Em is bottom of the barrel stuff, with
absolutely no redeeming features. I imagine it's selling like
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