Proving that there is no film that can't be spoofed by the porn industry, Hustler and Adam & Eve are releasing This Ain't Jaws XXX - in 3D, no less - at the end of January.

Starring Alexis Ford, Jayden Cole, Phoenix Marie, Lily LaBeau, Pheonix Marie, Darcy Tyler, Danny Wylde, Dale DaBone, Rocco Reed, and Evan Stone, the film is directed by veteran helmsman Stuart Canterbury, and will be available as a 2 disc DVD or Blu-ray package with both 2D and 3D versions of the film included.

No word on the quality of the film yet, or how it will crowbar the sex scenes into the story - perhaps they'll reinstate the affair between Hooper and Chief Brody's wife from the novel, although it would seem that in this version, Hooper is a woman (which of course makes no difference whatsoever). You have to love that cover though - let's hopr the shark looks as impressive in the actual film.

Meanwhile, here's a Safe for Work and not-exactly spoiler-ridden teaser trailer for you to... erm... sink your teeth into.