DVD region 0. Relish.
ago, trash movie fans were left aghast at the Sexy Girls
and Sexy Guns tapes, where bikini-clad babes fired off
heavy weaponry in the desert, gushing over the firepower in the
hands. The ultimate distillation of all those scenes from 1970's
exploitation movies featuring gun-totin', scantily-clad action
heroines blasting their way to freedom, the series was iconic
enough to inspire The Cramps to sing about Bikini
Girls with Machine Guns, Quentin Tarantino referenced
them in Jackie Brown and clips turn up even now,
whenever someone wants to show 'wacky' footage from around the
world on their dull TV show. And I'm sure many an NRA member has
wanked himself silly over the series.
with Guns isn't quite the same, but will doubtless appeal
to anyone who found themselves aroused by those earlier epics,
as it mixes brief action scenes with hardcore porn. I'm slightly
surprised the ever-sensitive British censors have allowed this
mixing of blowjobs and blowing away - surely it's eroticising
violence - but let's not complain about a rare show of sanity.
opening scene with Renee Richards - cute, fetished up and looking
as though she could actually pass muster in a real action
film - is the best bit, the other scenes lacking the originality
shown here. But the mix of weaponry, piss-poor CGI gunshot effects
(not much expense gone to here it seems) and frenetic fucking
is never less than amusing.
thankfully no dialogue - I suspect that action porn would rapidly
lose its way if British girls were to speak with the dodgy accents
and unconvincing delivery that makes UK porn so unique. The relentless
music is, however, awful, so I suggest you line up your own pumping
soundtrack for this effort.
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