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ALIEN
UNDEAD
DVD.
Left Films.
Starting
life as The Dark Lurking, the newly-retitled
Alien Undead is a decidedly mixed bag, playing
very much like a live-action version of a shoot ‘em up video
game, with all the plot and acting skills you would expect from
such a project. But it has a decent look for a low budget movie
with high ambitions, and if all you want to see are people firing
big guns at slimy monsters, you might find it entertaining.
The film lifts its story and look from several sources, most notably
Resident Evil, Doom and Aliens,
as a rag-tag band of soldiers, scientists and a mystery woman
(who we first see waking up alone in a white room…. Hmm,
very original) battle against an army of mutant zombies in an
underground research lab. There’s a ridiculous plot twist
when it turns out that the cause of all this mayhem is –
wait for it – DNA extracted from the fossilised remains
of Satan, and our mystery woman turns out to be the result of
a cloning experiment with said DNA, making her a potentially evil
time-bomb.
For much of the running time, plot development takes a back seat
to the cast running around firing guns at the impressively gloopy-looking
mutants, but things do grind to a halt for a while so that the
story can be set out. This is a bad move, as every actor here
is astonishingly bad. The soldiers are all played by actors who
have clearly watched a lot of action films and thought that the
gravel-voiced machismo of one-note action movie stars is something
to emulate – only to make those stars look subtle in comparison.
Meanwhile, the supporting cast are the Giant Redwoods of wooden
acting. Admittedly, no one is helped by the dialogue, which is
nothing more than a succession of genre clichés, and the
characters themselves, who are similarly one-dimensional. This
is one of those ‘military=good / science = bad’ films
that leave sensible people feeling a little revolted.
However,
for such a low budget movie, it’s impressively put together,
with excellent monsters and gore effects, impressive sets and
fairly relentless action. You won’t much care who lives
or dies, but watching the action scenes makes for decent eye-candy.
Have this on as background entertainment while you are doing something
else and you’ll probably find it an amusing distraction;
sit and pay attention, and you might find yourself quickly becoming
bored. In the end, I imagine writer / director Greg Connors would
be more at home making games than movies
The DVD comes complete with an entertaining ‘making of’
and a short film from the same director that shows more imagination,
but many of the same faults.
DAVID
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